Jagoff Jets Fan Cleared Of Assault Of Jagoff Giants Fan
Jagoff Giants fan Christopher Black decided to drop charges against jagoff Jets fan Ed Anzalone, a/k/a Fireman Ed, earlier today due to a little skirmish which occurred between the two during a preseason game against the Giants and Jets on August 16th at New Meadowlands Stadium. Boy, that’s a load off my overstressed mind. Whew.
Relevant quotes from both party’s attorneys (via New York Daily News):
“He’s extremely happy, and holds no ill will toward the other man,” said Anzalone’s lawyer, Jonathan Lomurro. “Now he can go enjoy the football game this Sunday.”
“Both parties are happy, and both sides made amends with each other,” said Black’s lawyer, Alexander Iler.
Well, that’s all she wrote on that one, kiddos. Now the jagoff Jets fan and the jagoff Giants fan can go back to their jagoff lives without interference by the court system. And hopefully, they will live jagoffily ever after. That’s nice. In a jagoff sort of way.
Jets fan Fireman Ed cleared of assault as Giants fan Christopher Black drops charges [New York Daily News]