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• More than 3,000 people in La Paz, Mexico are going to take a crack at breaking the record for the world’s largest burrito when they attempt to roll up a 1.7-mile long burrito next month. That would break last year’s world record by 700 meters. “ill take 12 hours to make, starting at midnight, and will pack three tons of fish, two tons of corn flour, half a ton of beans, 200 kilograms (450 pounds) of butter and 200 kilograms of salt.” Once completed, the megaburrito will be sliced and served up for free. That’s it, I’m going to La Paz. Clear my schedule, imaginary secretary lady. [Yahoo!/AFP]

• Here are some hockey-themed Halloween costumes for the frugally-minded. [Puck Daddy]

• Far out: Giants fan offers weed in exchange for World Series tickets. [Larry Brown Sports]

• Yes, what you heard is true: a Cleveland radio station hired a witch doctor to put a curse on LeBron James. [Out of Bounds]

• An alleged mistress of Tiger Woods has a book coming out. [Wei Under Par]

• Check out what Smiths frontman Morrissey thinks of recent NHL action. [Melt Your Face Off]

• PGA golfer Bubba Watson just might be completely insane. [Waggle Room]

• Giants closer Brian Wilson is easily the most intriguing character of World Series. [The Legend of Cecilio Guante]

• When rap and the NHL collide, this is what you get. [Bob’s Blitz]

• Here’s another new Nike commercial. This one features Dwyane Wade and Kevin Hart. [The Sporting Rave]

• Chris Bosh presents, “Tall Justice.” [That NBA Lottery Pick]

• Displaced Rangers fan quits job in the legal field to watch World Series. [Big League Stew]

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