Sportress of Blogitude

Media

Did It Come ‘From Downtown’? Steve Kerr Given A Marv Albert-Mike Fratello Afghan

Get it? “From Downtown”? Like what Marv Albert says when a player drains a three? Funny, right? No? Huh.

Anyway, Mike Fratello presented the above afghan atrocity to cohort Steve Kerr as a gift during last night’s broadcast of the Celtics-Heat game on TNT (video here). As you can plainly see, the damn thing is mildly terrifying. This is the kind of blanket that if you wrapped yourself in it at bedtime, you would most certainly experience a steady does of night terrors. Let’s put it this way: imagine waking up and having Albert and Fratello staring you down be the first sight you see. Jeepers creepers.

[H/T Steady Burn]