It’s 4:19, You Gotta Minute?

• Check out LeBron’s new douchey Nike ad. [The Basketball Jones]

• NERDS!! Quidditch may become an officially-sanctioned NCAA sport. [Out of Bounds]

• Oh, snap! After picking off the beleaguered Bears QB four times yesterday, DeAngelo Hall said Jay Cutler doesn’t understand the game of football. [Larry Brown Sports]

• Some hilarious “Sad Ryan Howard” photoshops. [TAUNTR]

• By doubling his workload, Gus Johnson set up to be the voice of the Big Ten Network. [Awful Announcing]

• Golfer playing in a tournament in China gets bitten by snake, finishes her round. [Waggle Room]

• Alexander Ovechkin wishes they all could be Yekaterinburg Girls. [Melt Your Face Off]

• Awesome video of Michael Del Zotto of the New York Rangers breaking a camera with a puck. [Bob’s Blitz]

• The Houston Texans cheerleader’s Halloween party appeared to be quite the boozy affair. [Busted Coverage]

• Just back from hiatus, Sergio Garcia misses cut, appears to hate golf again. [Devil Ball Golf]

• Rams RB Stephen Jackson undergoes finger surgery, has a good sense of humor about it. [Sharapova’s Thigh]

• The Onion Headline of the Day, Part II: Yard Sign With Candidate’s Name On It Electrifies Congressional Race

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