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Eyeful Of Douche: Photo Of LeBron Hanging With A-Rod Just Broke The Narcissism Meter

Egad, would you look at that? All I know is I’m shocked that having those two in the same place at the same time didn’t set into motion the formation of a black hole of egomania which, when formed, would have ensnared and devoured all the things that somehow remain good, modest and likable about the modern professional athlete, because you would have to look far and wide to find two guys who are more universally despised by the contemporary sports-loving public.

This photo, according to TMZ, was taken at the “grand opening of the Arkadia at the Fontainebleau Hotel on Saturday night to attend Drake’s 24th birthday party,” (I hate the Drake) and it has been reported that the Dynamic Duo of Douchiness partied until 1:00 a.m., imbibing themselves on Grey Goose La Poire vodka. Nice. If we’re lucky, A-Rod advised LeBron on the wonderfully tacky brilliance of commissioning paintings of yourself depicted as a centaur.

A-Rod Mourns Playoff Loss with LeBron [TMZ]