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• But Dave Mustaine isn’t mad at Tim and Mary Katherine Gann, who told their son to try some Blair’s Mega Death hot sauce at a Steak ‘n Shake in Cleveland, Ohio which caused their son to break out in hives and is the central issue of a lawsuit. Nope. He’s pissed because he missed out on an awesome opportunity for tie-in marketing of the band. Megadeth Sauce has a nice ring to it. “Megadeth Sauce sells, who’s buying?” I like it. [Yahoo!/AP]

• Mike Milbury addresses the Rick Rypien/Minnesota Wild fan incident and once again, establishes without a doubt that he is a moron. [Puck Daddy]

• NO! Maria Sharapova has gotten engaged to Lakers guard Sasha Vujacic. She said she would wait for me. Sigh. [Sharapova’s Thigh]

• Breaking: ESPN over-sensationalized something LeBron said. Jeepers creepers. [Larry Brown Sports]

• Hilarious: here’s Woody Paige attempting to say the word “ergonomically.” [Awful Announcing]

• Boy, Tiki Barber and his girlfriend went all out for the UNICEF Masquerade Ball. Look at those ridiculous costumes! [Bob’s Blitz]

• Why is Shaq pretending to be a statue in Harvard Square? I guess he’s mimicking what his effectiveness on the defensive side of the floor will be this season. [The Last Angry Fan]

• An angry mob descended upon Wayne Rooney’s home. The only thing missing were pitchforks and torches. [Out of Bounds]

• Hear Dwight Howard sing! [The Basketball Jones]

• In case you missed it, here’s Matt Hasselbeck’s “appearance” on South Park. [Outside the Boxscore]

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