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I’m Pretty Sure The ‘Bathhouse District’ Is Located Directly Above Her Parietal Lobe

I should have prefaced the above statement by indicating that by no means am I an expert on the actual locations of various points of interest in the great city of San Francisco, nor am I a neurologist. But I can say for certain that, despite by observations, there is no such thing as a “Bathhouse District” in the City by the Bay nor does Tammy Nelson, who the Giants trotted out to sing “God Bless America” last night at AT&T Park during the seventh inning stretch, have a fully-functioning parietal lobe, as evidenced by the ridiculous getup she was wearing.

[H/T Larry Brown Sports, Big League Stew, everywhere]