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Wake N’ Blog: This Just In – Sicko Perverts Are Still Sexually Assaulting Horses

Wake N’ Blog is the Sportress of Blogitude’s morning link dump. Send tips, links and ideas of how best to punish these weirdos who sexually violate animals to weedagainstspeed@gmail.com.

• Marian Wegiel, 63, was arrested in Connecticut Monday and charged with, among other things, animal cruelty, sexual assault, criminal trespassing and breach of peace after police discovered him sexually assaulting a horse. Wegiel insisted that he was only comforting the animals but admitted he may have inadvertently stuck his fingers inside one of the horses. What is wrong with people? [MSNBC]

• Brian Urlacher is apparently not a huge fan of the new rules regarding hitting in the NFL. [Larry Brown Sports]

• Vancouver Canucks goon Rick Rypien went after a Minnesota Wild fan in the stands while he was on his way back to the locker room after receiving a 10-minute misconduct. [The Last Angry Fan]

• Joe Paterno never wore a facemask when he played football, so why should players wear them now? They also didn’t use electricity back when he was playing football because it hadn’t been discovered yet so let’s not go crazy here. [Dr. Saturday]

• Is Stuart Scott the VP of Marketing for YouTube? It certainly appears so. [Melt Your Face Off]

• Goofball runs on the field, supposedly to attack A-Rod over Cameron Diaz. Aren’t there far better reasons to go after the douchetard than that washed-up hag? [Bob’s Blitz]

• Ron Artest has a new rap song. Of course he does. [You Been Blinded]

• The coolest thing from last night’s Yankees-Rangers game? When a chunk of Brett Gardner’s splintered bat busted up a TBS camera. [Big League Stew]

• Another day, another video of a crazy football fight spilling into the stands. [Out of Bounds]

• Another link, another video of a crazy occurrence at a football game. [The Legend of Cecilio Guante]

• Indianapolis Colts punter Pat McAfee arrested after being found drunk, shirtless and swimming in a canal. Alrighty then. [Busted Coverage]

• Kobe Bryant coolly dismisses the Miami Heat. For once, I like the guy. [The Basketball Jones]

• Headline: “Football Is Dead. All Hail Two-Hand Nerf-Powered Queefball.” Nice. [Kissing Suzy Kolber

The Onion Headline of the Day: Hey, Come On In, Sorry About All The Dead Pets (By Dorothy Goodman)