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Wake N’ Blog: If I Had A Nickel – Guy Returns To Work, Finds Naked Man Looking At Porn At His Desk

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• Curtis Halberstadt – the most brazenly perverted guy ever – is sitting in an Oklahoma City jail related to charges of indecent exposure after a man at an unidentified business arrived back at work after lunch to find a naked Halberstadt looking at porn on his computer. The money line, from the AP report: “According to the report, when the employee asked him what he was doing there, the man said, ‘cleaning and trying to make some money.'” Oh, he was cleaning up alright. I don’t know what that means. [Yahoo!/AP]

• A disgruntled 49ers fan (is there any other kind?) climbed up onto roof of a church and refused to come down. [Out of Bounds]

• Naked jogger gets tasered by police officer and the dashboard camera captures all of it. [Busted Coverage]

• Some NFL quarterbacks have referred to the Breast Cancer Awareness balls used in games as a “disaster.” [Larry Brown Sports]

• Adorable video of an 18-month-old MU Tigers fan illustrating how the Kansas Jayhawks choke. [Bob’s Blitz]

• Bobby Knight believes Cliff Lee is a better baseball player than God? [Big League Stew]

• The Top 10 questions regarding Big Ben’s return. [Five Tool Tool]

• Soccer player drills old man in the stands with errant shot. Ouch. [Ted Williams Head]

• Amir Johnson and NBA friends climb the Great Wall of China. [That NBA Lottery Pick]

• So long to Shawne Merriman’s flame-out of football career. It’s over. [The Legend of Cecilio Guante]

• There appears to be some confusion regarding rapper Birdman’s quest to become part owner of the Miami Dolphins. [Second-String Fullback]

• Arianny Celeste is the newest Playboy covergirl. Me likey. [The Sporting Rave]

• General Tao discuss a new low for Canadian “Arts.” And that’s saying something. [Food Court Lunch]

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