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• Bryan Hartman was arrested and booked on Monday on cannabis cultivation charges after authorities discovered 17 marijuana plants – some as big as seven feet tall – growing in the front yard of his St. Cloud, Florida home. Damn nosy neighbors. [Yahoo!/AP]

• Cliff Lee is Mr. Automatic. In the playoffs. In a car, he’s more of a manual transmission kind of guy. [Larry Brown Sports]

• Another epic fail by the ESPN graphics department. This time, it was using a photo of Chad Henne when it should have been Dan Marino. Well, they have both played QB for the Dolphins… [Busted Coverage]

• Presenting OOB’s Mascot Power Rankings. [Out of Bounds]

• Are the Chargers trying to bring disgruntled receiver Vincent Jackson back into the fold? [Rumors & Rants]

• Noted hockey goon George Parros is a face-flicker. [Tirico Suave]

• Have a chuckle by checking out Week 5’s edition of LOLNFL. [Kissing Suzy Kolber]

• Everybody was Kung-Fu fighting at a China-Brazil basketball game. Those cats were fast as lightning and stuff. [Bob’s Blitz]

• Here’s the digs on a new Les Miles app. [TAUNTR]

• Who better than Alice Cooper to preview his hometown Phoenix Coyotes? [Melt Your Face Off]

• A look back at 10 fantastic endzone celebrations. [The Legend of Cecilio Guante]

• Even political columnists for Yahoo! are taking shots at Philly fans now. [TheWizWit]

• JWoww from Jersey Shore has signed a contract with TNA wrestling. [The Sporting Rave]

• Photos of people playing Ping Pong are hilarious. [Unathletic]

• Friend of the Sportress Butter Chicken is a teeth grinder. He shares his harrowing experiences with us. [Food Court Lunch]

The Onion Headline of the Day: Scientists Say Lifelike Pleasure-Bot Nowhere Near Tested Enough