Some Wacko Broad Takes Drive Around Golf Course In Her Cadillac, Gets Arrested
Susan Fishpaw, a 49-year-old unhinged woman from Bucyrus, Ohio wreaked havoc at the Crab Apple Ridge Golf Course near Erie, Pennsylvania yesterday as she took a joyride around the grounds, terrorizing golfers and crashing into golf carts. According to GoErie.com, Fishpaw was arrested and remains jailed in the Erie County Prison on $5,000 bond on a felony count of aggravated assault and misdemeanor counts of simple assault and recklessly endangering another person. Most interesting aspect of the story? Arresting officers do not suspect she was under the influence of alcohol or drugs. Wha?
The crazy scene, lazily copied and pasted (I’m busy, dammit!):
Tracy said Fishpaw had driven over most of the golf course before Louis Tracy IV caught up with her. Fishpaw rammed Louis Tracy IV’s Ford F-150 and turned onto the golf course parking lot, where she smashed into some parked golf carts “at a good speed,” Rusty Tracy said.
Heh. Women drivers. They are just the worst.
Woman remains jailed, Summit Township golf course owner still perplexed over car incident [GoErie.com]