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Why Don’t You Sit For A Spell Cuz Jimmy Joe Is Fixin’ To Do Some NASCAR Recappin’

Like a muskrat in heat tied to a post in the middle of a trailer park with a twister comin’ around the bend, Jimmy Joe’s getting all hot and bothered about the Chase for the Sprint Cup. And lookee here: Tony Stewart won the Pepsi 400, bouncing him way up in the standings. Between the video and Jimmy Joe’s silky smooth delivery, all you need now is a nice glass of lemonade spiked with lighter fluid and you’re good to go.