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And Now, Ten Minutes Of Cute Japanese Girls Getting Humiliated On Game Shows

Like my pal Josh over at With Leather has made the case for on several occasions, “nobody conceives, executes or disseminates competition like the wonderfully insane minds running Japanese television.” And that’s a fact, Jack. Look no further than this nearly 10-minute montage of cute Japanese girls getting soaked by subtly-implied metaphors for human bodily fluids solely in the spirit of competition and the requisite perverse sense of entertainment which is most assuredly derived from it.

Really, there is so much going on in this video I might have to watch it 10 more times. Clear my calendar, Martha, and take these pants to the dry cleaners. Martha, of course, being the name of my imaginary secretary who caters to my every need. Great gal, even better employee, that Martha.