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• A Massachusetts woman, believing a motorist was speeding, hurled a bag of doggie doo at the driver, striking the person in the face. Via an AP report: “Belmont Lt. Rick Santangelo said the woman initially contacted police last week and reported that she was walking her dog when she saw the motorist nearly hit a man on a bicycle…Santangelo said the motorist contacted police the next day to report being struck in the face with dog feces…The woman was charged with assault and battery with a dangerous weapon, vandalism to property and disorderly conduct.” Wait. Dog poop is considered a dangerous weapon? What caliber was this crap? [Yahoo!/AP]

• Best soccer anthem ever. It is also the only soccer anthem I am aware of, making the determination that it’s the best ever much easier. [Out of Bounds]

• Ben Roethlisberger contemplated retirement? Based on his decision to return, he should have done more contemplating. [Larry Brown Sports]

• Reggie Evans appears to have quite the affinity for other men’s buttocks. [Bob’s Blitz]

• Robin Williams tries to get the San Francisco Giants pumped up for the postseason. Wha? [The Sporting Rave]

• Solve at least some of your life’s problems by reading KSK’s Sex/Fantasy Football Mailbag. [Kissing Suzy Kolber]

• BC gets us pumped up for a big weekend on the gridiron with these photos of Victoria Silvstedt tossing around the old pigskin while wearing a bikini. [Busted Coverage]

• My pal Gourmet Spud knocks it out of the park with the Punchable Faces of Donald Trump. [Food Court Lunch]

• Does India’s Chief Minister of Dehli, Sheila Dikshit have the best name ever? That very well could be the case. [Ted Williams Head]

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