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It’s 4:19, You Gotta Minute?

• A very happy 1st birthday to my pals over at TAUNTR. May there be many more, hilarity-filled, madcap years. [TAUNTR]

• “Fat, drunk and stupid is no way to wander into a bullriding event, son.” [Out of Bounds]

• You may recall Glenn Coffee’s premature retirement from the NFL so he could do more God stuff. Well, he’s been arrested for having a cocked and loaded automatic pistol. [Larry Brown Sports]

• Video evidence of yet another reason to never wear rollerblades. [With Leather]

• According to this screencap, Tim Lincecum had 120 strikeouts in 8 scoreless innings. That’s like, a lot. [Busted Coverage]

• A lesbian couple alleges that they were ejected from a Baltimore Ravens game for kissing. They must have been homely lesbians. [Shutdown Corner]

• Shaq still sucks at free throws but his new coach doesn’t care. [Ball Don’t Lie]

• Florida Governor/Senate Candidate Charlie Crist threw out the first pitch before the Rays-Rangers game. It didn’t go well. [Hugging Harold Reynolds]

• Caroline Wozniacki can even make twisting her knee look sexy. [Bob’s Blitz]

• Cincinnatians lack the requisite social skills to function normally. [Walkoff Walk]

• One of my favorite new features on the interwebs: DSB answers letter to John Clayton’s mailbag. [Daddy’s Sugar Ball]

• A suggested College GameDay sign for tomorrow. [Sports Pickle]

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