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• Rikki Jean Munoz, 22, pleaded guilty to felony possession of heroin and gross misdemeanor child neglect and endangerment in relation to her arrest which occurred after she and three others led police right to their door after distributing fliers around the neighborhood that they had weed for sale. Yeah. [msnbc]

• Victoria Beckham says her husband David is perfect. Yeah, I’ll show her perfect or something or other. [Out of Bounds]

• Awesome: NFL + Internet Memes for Week 4. [Kissing Suzy Kolber]

• Cigar Guy Photoshop montage set to “Eye of the Tiger”? Cigar Guy Photoshop montage set to “Eye of the Tiger.” [Bob’s Blitz]

• Devon James has launched TigerTapeXXX.com to help sell her alleged Tiger Woods sex tape. Well, she probably didn’t do it herself, unless launching of said website only involved being doubly penetrated and other whorish activities. [Larry Brown Sports]

• Former Twins pitcher Jack Morris rips Francisco Liriano. [Big League Stew]

• Arizona State linebacker Vontaze Burfict ain’t right in the head. [Rumors & Rants]

• The whiz kids Forbes usually doesn’t know what the hell they are talking about when it comes to sports, but after they named the Cubs the least efficient sports franchise I might have to reassess my opinions of them. [The Last Angry Fan]

• Lamar Odom got himself a Skittles machine. Doesn’t make up for the fact he has to have sex with that hag, but it’s nice. [That NBA Lottery Pick]

• Top 10 takeaways from Halladay’s no-hitter. [Five Tool Tool]

• Headline: “Holy Hell! Hurler Harry Halladay Happily Handles Hacking Hitters” That, my friends, is how you do alliteration. [Walkoff Walk]

The Onion Headline of the Day: 97-Year-Old Dies Unaware Of Being Violin Prodigy