Two Baylor Football Players Busted: Found Stoned, Passed Out In Taco Bell Drive Thru
What a couple of high asses: Josh Gordon and Willie Jefferson, sophomore wide receivers for the Baylor University Bears were arrested and charged with misdemeanor marijuana possession Sunday after they were discovered passed out in a Taco Bell drive thru in Waco.
Wha? How can one pass out in with smelling distance of a Taco Bell, especially if said person (illegally, of course) happened to be baked out their gourd? One would suspect that the intoxicating aromas of Meximelts, Gorditas and Chili Cheese Burritos would be more than enough to rouse a stoner out of a pleasant, albeit ill-timed slumber. Unfortunately, this did not end up to be the case for these two bozos.
Police say they were called out to the Taco Bell at 824 S. 6th St. around 2:15 a.m. where Willie Jefferson was passed out in the driver’s seat of a vehicle in the drive thru lane.
When officers arrived, they reportedly saw a bag of marijuana on the center console in the vehicle and Josh Gordon in the passenger seat.
More bags of marijuana were allegedly found in the front driver’s side floorboard when officers had Jefferson get out of the vehicle.
No matter which way you slice it, making a munchies-inspired run for the border and choosing to go to Taco Bell was a critical mistake by these two clearly amateur potheads. If Hollywood has taught us anything, it’s that if they had elected to go to White Castle instead, it would have set off a chain reaction of madcap events culminating with hanging out with Doogie Howser. Dummies.
2 Baylor football players found with marijuana at Taco Bell [KXXV]