Kim Kardashian Must Be Banging Somebody On The Yankees Or Something
Judging by this photo, either she’s banging a Yankee or she’s just a big-assed, Yankees bandwagon-jumping floozy. But I’m going with the theory that she’s getting nailed by someone on the team. She is reportedly single after splitting with Cowboys receiver Miles Austin and would apparently “be down for some hook-ups.” We might be putting the cart before the ass here, but we all are well aware of the fact that this little tart cannot seem to get her fill of professional athletes.
Kim Kardashian: I’m single and looking for a date [Metro]