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• I say yes, yes it is true: the woman in this story is a certifiable ho. To wit: she meets a man through a dating service, gets drunk with him in a $30/night motel, the two argue about sex, she passes out next to a box cutter for some unknown reason, wakes up with “hoe” carved into her chest. She should have sprung for Velvet Jones’ I Wanna Be A Ho book. That way, she wouldn’t have found herself in such a predicament. [msnbc]

• Speaking of hos, reputed Tiger Woods’ mistresses Devon James and Joslyn James are getting kind of catty. [Out of Bounds]

• Omar Minaya’s LinedIn Profile looks exactly how you would expect it to appear. [TAUNTR]

• Jose Canseco just wants to be loved, is that’s so wrong? [With Leather]

• Has Hell frozen over? If not, how in the heck did Tim McCarver get nominated for a broadcasting award? [Rumors and Rants]

• Tony Parker and Manu Ginobili get in full-on gay cowboy mode. Yeesh. [The Sporting Rave]

• Tracy McGrady is “jealous as s**t” of Miami’s Big Three. Poor baby. [Larry Brown Sports]

• BLS podcasts it with Craig Finn of the Hold Steady where they discuss the anthem Finn penned for his favorite team, the Twins. [Big League Stew]

• As you may have known, Ole Miss has been in search of a new mascot. Well, the new designs have arrived. [The Dagger]

• Yesterday we learned that we will be able to play several prominent politicians in the new version of NBA Jam. Here are the basketball kicks said politicians should be wearing. [NiceKicks]

• Sun Mountain outerwear company is like, super sorry and stuff about their craptastic rain gear which failed epically for the Americans at the Ryder Cup. [Waggle Room]

• The top 10 reasons the Randy Moss trade to the Vikings will go down. Super Bowl, homeboy! [Five Tool Tool]

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