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• But according to Manatee County deputies, when they stopped Raymond Stanley Roberts, 25, the man admitted that the weed that was also hidden between his butt cheeks was his,but not the bag of 27 pieces of rock cocaine, saying, “The white stuff is not mine, but the weed is.” [Yahoo!/AP]

• Gay male skydiving instructor fired after female student claims that he fondled her midair. [Out of Bounds]

• A blogger for Friends of the Sportress Sparty & Friends got sucker-punched by a Gators fan while watching the Alabama-Florida game. Did I mention said blogger is a Gators fan, too? [Busted Coverage]

•Dodgers fans booed owner Frank McCourt during Joe Torre’s farewell speech. [Larry Brown Sports]

• Gah! Camilo Villegas butt naked doing his “Spider-Man pose” for ESPN The Magazine. [Wei Under Par]

• The New York Daily News be talking smack about the Yankees’ playoff opponent, the Minnesota Twins. [RandBall]

• Tony Romo teams up with legendary funnyman Fred Willard for a Funny or Die video. [The Sporting Rave]

• An absolutely unreal hockey shootout goal. [Bob’s Blitz]

• The New York Mets thank their fans for all their support this season, much to Mets fans chagrin. [The Legend of Cecilio Guante]

• Philly bloggers recap the Eagles’ loss to the Redskins on Sunday. [TheWizWit]

• Jalen Rose took on the obstacle course at the Eglin Air Force base. [That NBA Lottery Pick]

• Crazy video of a girl getting drilled in the face in Dodgeball. [Deuce of Davenport]

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