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Celtics Anthem ‘Hard In The Paint’ An N-Word-Dropping Exercise In Nightmare Fuel

Dear. Lord.

According to the YouTube vlogger who originally uploaded the video, this impromptu performance took place in the Boston Celtics’ locker room after practice on Monday, October 4th, and if I may, allow me to speculate that David Stern will not be too happy with the dissemination of this hyperkinetic, chilling performance. Just a hunch.

A description (via VLADTV):

Couple things to note from this video: Kevin Garnett is a goon, Big Baby is under investigation, Shaq is an idiot & Nate Robinson is your typical teenager in a grown man’s body (kinda).

Video follows. And just a warning to those of you easily offended: if the above title didn’t clue you in, the video contains some objectionable language. Parental discretion is advised.

That video, well, that video is straight-up terrifying. I know I’ll be sleeping with my trusty night light on tonight. But I suppose it won’t make it any different than any other night. Darn Boogeyman and his maniacal ways. It just occurred to me that the Boogeyman who lives underneath my bed looks eerily similar to Shaq in the above video. Coincidence? I think not.

Boston Celtics Anthem – “Hard In The Paint” [VLADTV]