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Wake N’ Blog: Tiririca The Illiterate Clown Elected To Congressional Seat In Brazil

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• Featuring the campaign slogan, “It Can’t Get Any Worse,” and advertisements which read, “What does a congressman do? The truth is I don’t know, but vote for me and I’ll tell you,” Francisco Everardo Oliveira Silva, better known as Tiririca the Clown, received 1.3 million votes and won a seat in congress, more than doubling the vote total of his nearest competitor. Awesome. [msnbc/Reuters]

• Jerry Jones is being sued amid allegations of sexual assault. [Out of Bounds]

• Jay Cutler was sacked nine times in the first half of last night’s game, got concussion. [Larry Brown Sports]

• A “Here We Cum Stamford” sign made its debut on ESPN College Gameday. [Busted Coverage]

• Jared Allen has been informed by the NFL that he is not allowed to do the sack dance he has been doing for years anymore. [Daily Norseman]

• Jeff Overton drains an eagle put at the Ryder Cup, promptly goes insane. [Bob’s Blitz]

• Terry Bradshaw is kind of a woodhead. [Shutdown Corner]

• Titans coach Chuck Cecil gave a ref the finger. [The Last Angry Fan]

• M. Night Shyamalan previews the Philadelphia Flyers. [Melt Your Face Off]

• The 18th edition of “The Sports Snob” takes a gander at Michael Vick. [You Been Blinded]

• The Top 10 reasons Eagles fans gave Donovan McNabb a standing ovation. [Five Tool Tool]

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