It’s 4:19, You Gotta Minute?

• The Atlanta Falcons scared the crap out of reporter Niki Noto. [Bob’s Blitz]

• ESPNW: it’s like ESPN, only for chicks! [Larry Brown Sports]

• ESPN and NBC have changed course, will broadcast Saturday’s Ryder Cup action live. [Devil Ball Golf]

• A girl was thrown off her cheerleading squad after refusing to cheer for the player who assaulted her. [Out of Bounds]

• Dolphins fan chick: kind of a skank. [Ted Williams Head]

• The folks in charge at Fanhouse are apparently lobbying AOL execs to keep Jay Mariotti. [SPORTSbyBROOKS]

• One of my favorite new features on the interwebs: DSB answers letters originally sent to John Clayton’s mailbag. [Daddy’s Sugar Ball]

• Ladies and gentlemen, the Desktop of a Duke Girl. [TAUNTR]

• Another one of my favorites: This Tweet In Baseball. [Walkoff Walk]

• Randy Moss has started celebrating Halloween real early this year. [The Sports Hernia Blog]

• The Onion Headline of the Day: Mike Ditka Suddenly Realizes He’s Not Coaching A Team

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