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When Told Phillies Fans Were Spraying ‘P’ On Their Lawns, This Is Not What I Envisioned

You see, it’s a verbal joke, making it much funnier when told out loud and read. But close your eyes while you’re reading the headline and it is slightly amusing. I suppose it could be difficult to close your eyes while reading but I bet Harry Houdini could have done it. Are you not as talented as Harry Houdini? Loser.

Obviously, this video is designed for people who might find it difficult to figure out the appropriate sequence so they too can have a Phillies logo stenciled on their well-manicured lawn. “Oh, you put the stencil down first? That’s where I kept screwing it up!”

Anyway, Phillies Phever is in full-blown epidemic mode in the City of Brotherly Love. It’s now only a matter of time until some barely-attractive, middle-aged dirty girl gets arrested after offering to be double-teamed by a couple of undercover cops in exchange for nosebleed tickets for the Divisional Series.

[H/T The700Level]