It’s 4:19, You Gotta Minute?
• Ken Burns can suck it. I’m all about Ken Powers Baseball. [TAUNTR]
• Nothing like a little New York Yankee ass to get you primed for the postseason…if you’re a fancy boy. [Out of Bounds]
• Speaking of the Yankees postseason-clinching celebration…Joba Chamberlain champagne bukkake photo. Jeepers creepers. [The Last Angry Fan]
• How about a little LOLNFL Week 3 for your viewing enjoyment? [Kissing Suzy Kolber]
• Tampa Bay Rays Reid Brignac did the Dougie. Is this lame-ass fad about over yet? [Larry Brown Sports]
• Five unconventional sports that are fun to watch on TV. [Unathletic]
• There are few better ways to welcome a player back into the fold than disseminating photos of him wearing a bra. [Bob’s Blitz]
• I have to admit, that College Gameday commercial featuring Lee Corso and the Oregon Duck is pretty amusing. [Awful Announcing]
• Anquan Boldin understands the income tax code. Barely. [Ted Williams Head]
• Best Man and Maid of Honor duke it out in Red Wings and Blackhawks jerseys at wedding. [With Leather]
• The Kool-Aid Man crashed the D.C. President’s Race at Nationals Park. [Big League Stew]
• The Onion Headline of the Day, Part II: ‘With Binomials, Just Remember FOIL,’ Reports Man Keeping Teens From Having Sex Between 2:30 And 3:20
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