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Catch-All Category

It’s 4:19, You Gotta Minute?

• Ken Burns can suck it. I’m all about Ken Powers Baseball. [TAUNTR]

• Nothing like a little New York Yankee ass to get you primed for the postseason…if you’re a fancy boy. [Out of Bounds]

• Speaking of the Yankees postseason-clinching celebration…Joba Chamberlain champagne bukkake photo. Jeepers creepers. [The Last Angry Fan]

• How about a little LOLNFL Week 3 for your viewing enjoyment? [Kissing Suzy Kolber]

• Tampa Bay Rays Reid Brignac did the Dougie. Is this lame-ass fad about over yet? [Larry Brown Sports]

• Five unconventional sports that are fun to watch on TV. [Unathletic]

• There are few better ways to welcome a player back into the fold than disseminating photos of him wearing a bra. [Bob’s Blitz]

• I have to admit, that College Gameday commercial featuring Lee Corso and the Oregon Duck is pretty amusing. [Awful Announcing]

• Anquan Boldin understands the income tax code. Barely. [Ted Williams Head]

• Best Man and Maid of Honor duke it out in Red Wings and Blackhawks jerseys at wedding. [With Leather]

• The Kool-Aid Man crashed the D.C. President’s Race at Nationals Park. [Big League Stew]

The Onion Headline of the Day, Part II: ‘With Binomials, Just Remember FOIL,’ Reports Man Keeping Teens From Having Sex Between 2:30 And 3:20

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