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• A group of thieves with a now satisfied case of the munchies are still on the loose after they stole a Little Debbie delivery van in Wichita. The thieves dumped the van after feasting upon the Little Debbie goodness but before they did, they littered the streets with empty snack cake boxes. Mmm…delicious felony. [MSNBC]

• Phillies fans had to celebrate the team’s NL East title in the dark. [Out of Bounds]

• Tampa Bay Rays fans apparently don’t care enough about their team to show up to the crappy stadium the Rays play in. [Big League Stew]

• Here are some photos from inside the Phillies clubhouse as they celebrated their NL East title. [The700Level]

• Was Packers safety Nick Collins was allegedly called a racial slur by a Bears fan, at least that’s what FOX 6 Sports was tweeting. [Busted Coverage]

• ESPN has no idea who Julius Peppers is, misidentifies another Bears player as him during SportsCenter. [Awful Announcing]

• Charlie Weis delayed emergency gall bladder surgery so he could be with the Chiefs. [Larry Brown Sports]

• Check out photos of blogger extraordinaire Matt Ufford with a freshly shaved head, rainbow metallic snakeskin short-shorts, a matching headband.  It was for charity, so it’s all good. [Kissing Suzy Kolber]

• LeBron James got posterized. [That NBA Lottery Pick]

• Video of a pretty nasty thrown elbow in a soccer match. [Bob’s Blitz]

• Australian Rules Football fan gets a penis tattoo to show support for his team. [The Slanch Report]

• Bo Jackson: back doing commercials. [Deuce of Davenport]

• Guy brandishes a samurai sword in a convenience store due to a dispute over a baseball card. Makes sense. [The Last Angry Fan]

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