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Wake N’ Blog: Mayonnaise Spill-Related Car Wrecks Are The Tastiest Kind

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• The ingredients of oil, eggs and vinegar made a mayo spill in Japan “more slick and dangerous than snow,” according to police official Masaaki Miyazaki. When the load of mayo spilled off a lorry in Tokyo, it also caused an eight-vehicle pile up and left three people injured. Mmm…mayo injuries. [Yahoo!/AFP]

• Braylon Edwards is a ginormous douche, perfectly illustrated by his celebratory dance last night. [Larry Brown Sports]

• FOX analyst Charles Davis does not know where the red zone stars. [Shutdown Corner]

• Congratulations goes out to Jim Furyk, the 11.35 million-dollar man. [Wei Under Par]

• Ryder Cup captain Corey Pavin has banned the use of Twitter. NO! [Waggle Room]

• It’s hard to believe it’s 17th edition of “The Sports Snob” already. Today, the NBA players’ bitching. [You Been Blinded]

• The great state of New Mexico just might want to rethink this whole college football business. [The Legend of Cecilio Guante]

• The top 10 Week 3 NFL ad questions. [Five Tool Tool]

• What the hell is the deal with that “BOOM!” commercials with Tebow and Suh? [Second-String Fullback]

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