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Catch-All Category

It’s 4:19, You Gotta Minute?

• Fans of MLS squad Chicago Fire have some Super Mario Bros-based fun. [Out of Bounds]

• Congrats to my buddy Bob and his getting a stripper from Rick’s Cabaret to wear a Bob’s Blitz shirt. [Bob’s Blitz]

• This is indeed the most terrifying image from College Gameday last week and I can say that without even watching the pregame show. [EDSBS]

• Chiefs defensive end Shaun Smith: still grabbing other dude’s balls. [Larry Brown Sports]

• Here’s video of David Beckham angrily confronting a heckler. [You Been Blinded]

• Jayson Werth lookalike painted gold? Jayson Werth lookalike painted gold. [Big League Stew]

• Tim Lincecum doesn’t want to play with your dried-out balls so stop e-mailing him about it. [Walkoff Walk]

• Unsilent Majority takes a crack at mocking a Peter King column and does a damn good job of it. [Kissing Suzy Kolber]

• Former Eagles starting quarterback Kevin Kolb’s LinkedIn profile. [TAUNTR]

• Tim Allen previews the Colorado Avalanche. He does need the work. [Melt Your Face Off]

• The playoffs in golf are in good in concept, bad in execution. [Waggle Room]

The Onion Headline of the Day, Part II: New ‘Do Not Kill’ Registry To Allow Americans To Opt Out Of Being Murdered

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