Video: Phunky Phillies Phan Gets His Phreak On
Sweet Fancy Moses! That ain’t dancing, Sally. That’s like a full-bodied dry heave set to music.
Seinfeld references aside, if there is one fanbase that you can count on to continue to “Bring in ‘da Noise, Bring in ‘da Funk” day-in, day-out, it most certainly is Phillies fans. If they aren’t attempting to barter sex acts for World Series tickets, getting tazed, vomiting on people, getting a handful of boob or storming onto the field in a red bodysuit, they never disappoint. Case in point: this enthusiastic fellow was evidently quite thrilled with the Phillies 1-0 victory over the Braves which saw three Philadelphia pitchers – including starter Roy Oswalt – combine for a one-hit shutout. The win increased Philly’s lead over Atlanta to 6 games in the East, a distance which should be nearly insurmountable for the Braves. And that makes this choreographically-challenged guy quite, quite happy. So much so, he had to dance, dance…and unfortunately, dance again.
Still, you nevertheless have to give him credit for the effort. And he didn’t even get arrested, which is a rare occurrence when it comes to a majority of the antics by Phillies fans which get documented in some way, shape or form.