It’s 4:19, You Gotta Minute?

• Skateboarding may inf fact not be a crime, but it is now credit worthy at one Colorado high school. [Out of Bounds]

• The lovely ladies from Rick’s Cabaret have offered to drive New York Jets home after getting drunk. But is getting behind the wheel with a chick who is all coked-up and a low self-esteem that much better of an idea? [Busted Coverage]

• If there is anyone better at alliteration than my old pal Rob Iracane, I’d like to hear about it. [Walkoff Walk]

• Prosecutor in Francisco Rodriguez case says the Mets pitcher once beat his girlfriend so bad, she had to be hospitalized. Throw away the key. [Larry Brown Sports]

• If you haven’t seen this video of the Japanese Gus Johnson, you’re missing out. [The Sports Hernia Blog]

• Chargers general manager A.J. Smith stars in The Lord of No Rings. [TAUNTR]

• The Sports Pickle got their hands on the first draft of Braylon Edwards’ apology. [Sports Pickle]

• Soccer fans and their streaking! When are they going to learn a red body suit is the only way to go? [Bob’s Blitz]

• Sports Illustrated columnist Joe Posnanski appeared to be auditioning for a job with Awful Announcing courtesy of a series of tweets during Monday Night Football. [Awful Announcing]

• Another Bill Simmons fan bites the dust. [Deuce of Davenport]

• Daniel Snyder and Alyssa Milano in the same NFL commercial? Worlds are colliding! [D.C. Sports Bog]

• The proprietors of DSB lend a hand to John Clayton by replying to submissions to his mailbag. [Daddy’s Sugar Ball]

• The Onion Headline of the Day, Part II: How To Play Golf Against The Man Whose Wife You’re Banging On The Side

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