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• A Michigan man will not face jail time but could be assessed a fine of up to $250 for urinating on the side of the Royal Oak police station before entering the building to file a police report in an unrelated, non-public urination matter. [Yahoo!/AP]

• Denver Broncos wide receiver Kenny McKinley found dead, apparently from a self-inflicted gunshot wound. Horrible. [Larry Brown Sports]

• Braylon Edward reportedly busted for DUI earlier this morning. [Bob’s Blitz]

• The fix was in on the attack on the Ohio State Buckeyes mascot! [Out of Bounds]

• The worst penalty kick ever. [Ted Williams Head]

• Sweet Christ, could they have made George Steinbrenner’s monument any bigger? [Walkoff Walk]

• If the headline “Race Baiting Animal Hating Columnist Plays Race Card” doesn’t prompt you to click through, I don’t know what would. [Hugging Harold Reynolds]

• Five theories as to why Kurt Warner joined Dancing with the Stars. [Joe Sports Fan]

• Seattle Mariners pitcher Felix Hernandez has been pitching like a King but supported like a pauper. [The Legend of Cecilio Guante]

• Awesome: one of my favorite all-time features on the internets, FCL Finishes The Headline. [Food Court Lunch]

The Onion Headline of the Day: Guy At Bar Complaining About His Job Turns Out To Be Eli Manning