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Video: Guy Falls Down New Meadowlands Escalator, It’s Funny Because No One Died

What? It wouldn’t have been the first time someone had an escalator accident in a New York area stadium and sadly perished. I am, of course, referencing the fatal fall of one Antonio Nararainsam, who tragically plunged two stories to his death in April of 2008 after attending a Mets game at Shea Stadium.

I suppose I could have also referred to the three people who sustained injuries in December of 2007 at Giants stadium after an escalator malfunctioned.

I suppose what I am getting at is that escalator mishaps are hilarious, especially when it involves an inebriated Jets fan (this one apparently occurred during the Jets-Ravens game in Week 1) and doesn’t result in a death or serious injuries. I believe that is something we can all agree upon – I mean, look at the piss drunk c**k. What a drunken loser. If his fall isn’t worthy of mocking and ridicule, what is? Although I will admit there may have been an occasion or two when, for some reason or another, gravity decided to suddenly begin working against me, but that was a long time ago in a different chapter of my life. I was an astronaut, you see.

[H/T Busted Coverage]