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• Susan Miller of Naperville, Illinois has had all she can stands and she can’t stands no more as it pertains to her neighbor’s refusal to pick up dog poop. Miller has been charged with disorderly conduct due to her meltdown last Wednesday where she picked up poop from her neighbor’s dog after stepping in it and chucked it at said neighbor’s house. Sounds like a perfectly reasonable response to me. [Yahoo!/AP]

• Michigan State head football coach goes with gutsy fake field goal call in overtime victory over Notre Dame, has heart attack. Jebus. [Larry Brown Sports]

• Six-year-old girl was kicked off cheerleading team for not shaking her booty. [Out of Bounds]

• Just because the St. Louis Cardinals don’t show lesbians on the Kiss Cam doesn’t mean these guys won’t. [Busted Coverage]

• Mike Singletary is a completely sane man. Except when he’s acting completely psychotic. [Bob’s Blitz]

• The top 10 reasons why the Eagles should start Michael Vick at QB next week. [Five Tool Tool]

• Somebody had some fun with Detroit Lions offensive lineman Jeff Backus’ Wikipedia page after he gave up that sack to Julius Peppers which injured Matthew Stafford. [TheWizWit]

• A sampling of some of the best sports impressions on the internets. [The Legend of Cecilio Guante]

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