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Pretty Boy QB Advises Diabetic QB On How To Handle Tabloids When Dating A Hottie

Given his experience dating high profile tail like Jessica Simpson and Carrie Underwood, Tony Romo knows all too well what it is like to be at the nexus of the celebrity gossip universe, which makes it completely sensible that he be the one to dispense advice to Bears quarterback Jay Cutler, who has been linked to Kristin Cavallari who was on that MTV show about jugs, or hills, or something or other.

Romo’s advice (via ESPN Chicago):

“It’s all what each person makes it out to be,” Romo said. “The reality is more people will have opinions, more than anything else. At the end of the day, you either develop a turtle shell to what people who really don’t matter think about you, or you don’t. You just have to be able to put blinders on, have tunnel vision, and go out and work and do what makes you be good at what you do. That stuff is fluff. It doesn’t really matter, anyway.”

Turtle shell? What the fungus? That’s horrible advice, man. What happens if some TMZ photog catches Cutler walking out of a swank, trendy Hollywood nightspot with Cavallari on his arm and flips him onto his back? What’s Cutler going to do then? I’ll tell you one thing: putting on blinders and having tunnel vision ain’t going to help Cutler off his back, much like how those same qualities don’t serve him well in Mike Martz’s quick-hitting offense.

Zing! That’s good stuff right there. I should so be writing for Leno by now.

Tony Romo: ‘Other stuff’ part of QB role [ESPN Chicago]