Cheer Up, Seminoles Fans, Your Football Team May Stink, But Look…New Hot Dogs!
Just as the most renowned Seminoles fan ever, the sexy and multi-talented Jenn Sterger, once said, nothing takes away the sting of a tough loss than wrapping your mouth around a big old wiener. Okay, perhaps Miss Sterger never said that, and frankly, hasn’t the poor girl been through enough already without hot dog-based sexual innuendo jokes? While the preceding statement might certainly be debatable, fat, juicy wieners were on the minds of at least some of the administrators at FSU when they signed a multi-year agreement with Massachusetts-based Kayem Foods, Inc. to be the official supplier of “special sausage and all-beef hot dogs during Seminole sporting events.”
Kayem Foods, Inc. is perhaps best known as the official hot dog provider of the Boston Red Sox and their world-famous Fenway Franks, but now as Seminoles fans ease into their seats at Bobby Bowden Field at Doak Campbell Stadium on Saturday to see if new head coach Jimbo Fisher can get his squad to play a little better against BYU than they did in a 47-17 drubbing last week against Oklahoma, they can at least enjoy some good old fashioned hot dogs and reminisce back to the days when Bobby Bowden reigned supreme over college football in Florida.
And I suppose the guys can instead think about Jenn Sterger wrapping her lips around their wiener, if they so choose. It’s entirely up to them.
Florida State providing new hot dogs for fans [USA Today/AP]