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•  Via an AP report: “Covington Police Capt. Jack West told The Times-Picayune that the driver picked up 29-year-old Jennifer Gille of St. Clair Shores, Mich., about 1 a.m. Sunday. West says Gille refused to get out when they reached their destination, stripped and demanded the cabbie take her home. West says the driver went to a police station for help and when inside, Gille drove off.” Best. Taxicab. Confessions. Episode. Ever. [Yahoo!/AP]

• The Miami University football team has banned Twitter. Censorship! [Out of Bounds]

• In case you missed it, Reggie Bush has surrendered his Heisman Trophy. Wise move. [Larry Brown Sports]

• Bobby Cox Corn Maze? Bobby Cox Corn Maze. [The Last Angry Fan]

• Shannon Sharpe has stepped down from his post at the NFL Today until his legal issues have been resolved. [Awful Announcing]

• The Washington Nationals are suffering from a Lincoln assassin curse? Makes sense. [The Slanch Report]

• Sylvester Stallone wants to make another Rocky movie, only this one Rocky would be an MMA fighter. Once again, makes sense. [Ted Williams Head]

• They got next: Sue Bird nails an over-the-head halfcourt shot. [Bob’s Blitz]

• Little known Bills running back C.J. Spiller already has a song written about him by a song in Buffalo done in the style of Michael Jackson’s “Thriller.” [Second-String Fullback]

• Five non-American sporting events that would be awesome to attend. [Uncoached]

• Those “Tiger Slam” clubs have sold for $57,000. [Wei Under Par]

• Absolutely fantastic: 10 dirty-named teachers caught nailing students. My favorite: Angela Comer. [Ranker]

• Top 10 new NFL ticket selling practices. [Five Tool Tool]

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