If You Always Wanted To See A Container Full Of An NFL PLayer’s Pee, Urine Luck!
Connor Barwin, the second-year defensive end for the Texans suffered a dislocated left ankle during Houston’s thrilling victory over the Indianapolis Colts on Sunday. Unfortunately, the injury required season-ending surgery, which Barwin underwent on Wednesday.
Barwin was killing time recovering from the surgery yesterday in his hospital and was apparently quite bored, so he did what any sensible person would do in his position: after he urinated in his bedside pee receptacle, he took a photo and uploaded it to the internet.
So, you guys wanna see a jar full of Connor Barwin’s urine? I know you do. I mean, who wouldn’t, right?
Fascinating. In case it wasn’t clear to his Twitter followers, Barwin later tweeted that “…it wasn’t apple juice haha. Not a whole lot of excitement in this room and I really impressed myself so I thought I would share.” Good to know. Good to know.
Does Barwin really need to upload photos of urine to the internet? No, but he does it anyway because it’s sterile and he likes the color. And maybe the smell. I don’t know. Don’t care.
Jesus, pee jars, an NHL player tweets about wiping his ass with a towel, Ochcinco uploading photos of himself getting wisdom teeth pulled, when is it going to end? Don’t answer that. I don’t think I even want to know.
[H/T FOX Sports]