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Michelle Wie Has No Time For Stuffy Private Golf Club Types In New Kia Commercial

Yeah, Michelle, you go ahead and show those old fuddy-duddies that the grand game of golf isn’t about their conservative, stodgy, country club ways any longer. A new generation is taking over the sport – a sexy, long-legged, long-hitting, Nike Swoosh-shirt-sporting, Kia Soul-driving generation.

And if you don’t like it, you can shove it where the sun don’t shine, Dexter Bartholomew Moneybags IV or whatever the hell your name happens to be, you trust fund-endowed jagoff.

That’s right, Michelle: you go girl. You promote the crap out of that car. If it wasn’t for the fact it’s a Kia, the next time I found myself in the market for a new ride, I might have even considered not test driving one of them.

[H/T TopSpeed]