It’s 4:19, You Gotta Minute?
• Police reports indicate that C.J. Wilson of the Chicago Bulls was “The Other Man” in Floyd Mayweather’s domestic violence case. [Out of Bounds]
• Japanese fart contest? Japanese fart contest. [With Leather]
• Slowly but surely, Michelle Wie is taking over the golf world. My name is Weed Against Speed, and I approve this development. [Devil Ball Golf]
• MYFO is rolling out their celebrity season previews. Today, Ric Flair on the Carolina Hurricanes. [Melt Your Face Off]
• Attempting to make sense out of Randy Moss’ oddball statements after the game yesterday. [Larry Brown Sports]
• MLS teams be smack-talking now. Who woulda thunk it? [The Slanch Report]
• Brilliant: “NFL rule clearly states the Lions aren’t supposed to be any good” [TAUNTR]
• Andy Reid: Andy Reid: “Concussion..(clears throat) Schmuncussion.” Indeed. [TheWizWit]
• Erin Andrews loves late night runs to the border for Taco Bell. Heh. Runs. [The Last Angry Fan]
• Ian Poultier is none-too-amused with Johnny Miller’s gag gift. Probably because he’s a whiny fancy boy. [Wei Under Par]
• If you ever wanted to see a sideline reporter’s ball sweat, this video is for you. [Busted Coverage]
• Joe Maddon attempts to shame Rays fans into attending games. [Walkoff Walk]
• Chad Ochocinco keeps it classy by interfering with an ESPN halftime report. [Ted Williams Head]
• Sage Rosenfels is “The Negotiator.” [Kissing Suzy Kolber]
• Here is your FCL Ad of the Day. [Food Court Lunch]
• The Onion Headline of the Day, Part II: Banana Republic Announces Opening Of New Stores Where Buying Pants Will Not Be Totally Humiliating Experience
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