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Tweetin’ ‘Bout Drugs: For One Day, Rory McIlroy Patterned His Golf Game After Mine

And that’s not a good thing, either, as the young Irish phenom struggled around Cog Hill yesterday on his way to a 76 at the BMW Championship, a FedEx Cup Playoffs event. And just to be clear, playing golf on drugs = bad, m’kay?

Actually, the above tweet was much less about accuracy than it was a subtle jab at the fact that McIlroy tweeted that he was given a drug test after his round, the third time he has been tested this year. I bet if Rory got some of that hair cut off, he wouldn’t subjected to testing so often, the damn hippie.

But have no fear, folks, Rory is back on the course and his second round play has been going much better than how it went in the first round. At the time this post was published, McIlroy is three-under through five holes, so I guess you could say he’s off the horse and back on the wagon, in the parlance of our drug-addled times. Or is it back on the horse and off the wagon? So confusing.