It’s 4:19, You Gotta Minute?
• Did the famed Nevada brothel Moonlite BunnyRanch fire Tiger Woods mistress Devon James for having loose lips? [Out of Bounds]
• Oh dear: have you seen these fake NHL arm sleeve tattoos yet? They are horrible. [Puck Daddy]
• Floyd Mayweather flashed his pearly whites for his mugshot. What an ass. [Larry Brown Sports]
• LeBron James is going to make an animated cameo appearance on The Cleveland Show. [Ted Williams Head]
• Joe Montana: not a big fan of the movie Rudy. [With Leather]
• Remember WoW’s hit feature “This Tweet In Baseball”? It’s back! [Walkoff Walk]
• These guys somehow managed to get their hands on Tom Brady’s call to OnStar after his accident. [TAUNTR]
• Here’s an epic home run catch fail by an Oakland Athletics fan. [Outside the Boxscore]
• In your weekly dose of Ottiquette, we learn about table manners. [Melt Your Face Off]
• Butter Chicken’s got a beef and he’s wants to tell you about it. [Food Court Lunch]
• The Onion Headline of the Day, Part II: 16,000 Diamondbacks Fans Killed On Complimentary Rattlesnake Night
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