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• Being referred to as a Dumb & Dumber-esque caper by the press, two Australian men, after stealing a five-foot long python from a nearby pet store, ended up having difficulty controlling the snake when they took it out of its container in a McDonald’s parking lot. “Anyone who gets out there with a one-and-a-half metre python in a McDonald’s carpark, they’re pretty dumb,” said Sergeant Andrew Beams, stating the obvious.  [Yahoo!/AFP]

• Kid in Brooklyn spends entire summer constructing “World’s Largest Bobblehead,” looks thrilled about it. [Out of Bounds]

• LeBron James keeps finding new and inventive reasons for people to hate him. [Larry Brown Sports]

• Did Brett Favre seriously spend $156,000 to kill six deer? [Busted Coverage]

• Unbalanced Jets fan wants to sell you something. Exactly what? I have no idea. [The Last Angry Fan]

• Do you have questions about personal hygiene? Sharks star Joe Thornton is here to answer them. [Melt Your Face Off]

• The five best moments from the Hard Knocks finale. [Kissing Suzy Kolber]

• Photographic evidence of some perverse scientific experiment where Bill Walton and Dan Shaughnessy were combined to make a grown man. [The Sports Hernia Blog]

• If you haven’t seen it yet, here’s that Ray Lewis Old Spice commercial. [Outside the Boxscore]

• The five best golfers of all-time would make quite the formidable Ryder Cup team. [Unathletic]

• Chad Ochocinco’s eight words after sex. [You Been Blinded]

• Take a moment to watch this hilarious spoof, Pure Michigan, about University of Michigan football. It’s a hoot. [TAUNTR]

• One of my favorites: FCL finishes the headline. [Food Court Lunch]

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