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Wake N’ Blog: If You’re From A Town Called Fort Gay, You Might As Well Take Your Online Gaming Experience Over To PS3

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• A gamer has received an apology from Microsoft and Xbox Live for the suspension of his online account was suspended after it was believed that the city he entered as his hometown, Fort Gay, was in violation of the company’s online code of conduct. Josh Moore, 26, insisted that he really did live in Fort Gay, West Virginia, but the sinister-named Xbox Live enforcement team (gah!) wouldn’t believe him. Sure, this guy gets his account suspended, but the person who claims he resides in Buttrammer City, Iowa had no issues whatsoever. [Yahoo!/AP]

• Behold, the thrilling spectacle of synchronized walking. [Out of Bounds]

• Brilliant find by BC: photos of the Oregon cheerleaders’ beach retreat. [Busted Coverage]

• One MLB scout believes that Tim Lincecum’s struggles could indicate he will one day wind up the bullpen. [Larry Brown Sports]

• Dennis Rodman attends party, takes six girls up to a room to engage in some naughty behavior but didn’t realize he was wearing a wireless microphone and proceeded to broadcast the carnal activities to the entire party. [Ted Williams Head]

• That Rays foul ball lady is now making her media whirlwind tour of New York City. [Big League Stew]

• I can’t believe I missed a Pittsburgh Steelers-themed art exhibition in all its brutal glory. [Deuce of Davenport]

• John Gruden and Tim Tebow: The Reunion. [Kissing Suzy Kolber]

• Pau Gasol has a brand new groin deodorant, demonstrates its effectiveness in India. [TAUNTR]

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