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Tit For Tat: Fan Gets To Second Base With Girl Because Placido Polanco Reached First

Nothing like a little boob grabbage to celebrate a game-winning single, amirite?

Imagine yourself in a similar situation. You are in the stands, perhaps feeling a little bit loosey-goosey from tipping back a brewski or two or twelve when your squad, in this case the Philadelphia Phillies, after tying the game in the previous inning, take the lead on a bloop single by Placido Palanco in the bottom of the 8th. As the people around you begin to celebrate the team’s good fortune, not only do you notice a gal with her arms raised but also a live camera panning across you and your section-mates to document the revelry.

In reality, this guy had no choice but to reach for the boob and give it a good squeeze. I only hope the two were at the very least on a first-name basis. Otherwise, not only would the aftermath been awkward, but the guy could have been booked for 4th degree sexual assault in most jurisdictions, and that’s no way to celebrate a victory.

Video (courtesy of Deadspin) follows.

I guess all’s well that ends well. The Phillies went on to win the game, the guy got to touch a girl’s boob (whee!) and most of all, he got to show off his ridiculously lame-ass powder blue Phillies hat atrocity he’s sporting. Win, win, win. On second thought, win, win, epic lose in this case.

Guy Grabbing A Gal’s Boob, Because Why Not [Deadspin]