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Catch-All Category

It’s 4:19, You Gotta Minute?

• Mike Tyson regrets that he never smoked weed with Tupac Shakur. Don’t we all? [Out of Bounds]

• Former wrestler Jim “The Anvil” Neidhart likes his pills. [With Leather]

• Diamondbacks utility player slept in the team clubhouse during a minor league stint. [Larry Brown Sports]

• Rays manager Joe Maddon has ordered his team to wear ugly pants on the next road trip. Why? Good question. Beats the hell out of me. [Walkoff Walk]

• Team USA member Rudy Gay thinks Turkey is a great city. Good to know. [You Been Blinded]

• Chris Johnson and Faith Hill had a lunch date. [The Last Angry Fan]

• The students of New Orleans will be let out of school early for the Saints game against the Vikings. [Busted Coverage]

• Ozzie Guillen for Mayor of Chicago! [TAUNTR]

• Goalkeeper scores 90-yard goal. [Bob’s Blitz]

• New NBA Jam rosters, anyone? [The700Level]

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