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Go Speed Racer, Go Speed Racer, Go Speed Racer Go! Artest Pulled Over In Roadster

Here he comes
Here comes Ron Artest
He’s a goofball on wheels
He’s a goofball and he’s gonna be doing something odd.

He’s gainin’ on you so you better look after
He’s busy revvin’ up a powerful Eagle Roadster
And when the odds are against him
And there’s bats**t crazy stuff to do
You bet your life Ron Artest
Will see it through.

Go Ron Artest
Go
Ron Artest
Go Ron Artest, Go!

He’s off and flyin’, don’t care about no registration
He’s jammin’ down the pedal,  he’s an internet sensation
Adventure’s waitin’ just ahead.

Go Ron Artest
Go Ron Artest
Go Ron Artest, Go!

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