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• Alright, he didn’t move on to heroin, but 2-year-old Aldi Rizal, whose 2-pack-a-day smoking habit made him a YouTube hit earlier this year, has caved to political correctness and quit smoking. A psychologist took him in and after he was provided with other options like coloring, playing or a highball of whiskey, Aldi eventually stopped asking for heaters. I say live and let live, but that’s just me. [Yahoo!/AP]

• Women’s soccer’s newest move: the throw-in to the face. [Out of Bounds]

• San Antonio Spurs in-game host Mike Lavender was arrested for sending threatening tweets to a San Antonio TV reporter. [Busted Coverage]

• Super-smart television analyst who wasn’t smart enough to be an NFL head coach Brian Billick thinks that Jerry Jones should be the coach of the Dallas Cowboys. [Larry Brown Sports]

• Floyd Mayweather might be a racist. Scratch “might,” it’s pretty clear he is one. [Ted Williams Head]

• If Delonte West has a Match.com profile, you’re darn tooting this is what it would look like. [TAUNTR]

• If you need them, here are 15 excellent reasons to rejoice due to the college football season officially kicking off. [The Legend of Cecilio Guante]

• I am inclined to agree: Thriller Ron Artest will blow your mind. [That NBA Lottery Pick]

• Carmelo Anthony and Dwyane Wade are named as defendants in the goofiest lawsuit ever. [The Last Angry Fan]

• The top 10 things bothering Washington Nationals nutcase Nyjer Morgan. [Five Tool Tool]

• Eight-year-old Pete Wiggins may be the person who has to save comedy. [Food Court Lunch]

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