It’s 4:19, You Gotta Minute?
Note: a rather lackluster day of posting here at the Sportress. Things got a little wacky around here earlier. Well, wackier than normal.
• Writer declares baseball a conservative sport. Ya hear that, commies? [Out of Bounds]
• Ravens head coach John Harbaugh ain’t a big fan of showboaters. [Larry Brown Sports]
• Something interesting is going to happen at Fenway Park this month… [Walkoff Walk]
• ESPN analyst Darren Woodson referred to the Steelers offensive line as “horrocious.” [PSAMP]
• Kaitlin Olson, who plays Sweet Dee on It’s Always Sunny In Philadelphia, had to leave a Phillies game early to give birth to a bouncing baby boy. [The700Level]
• Caroline Wozniacki was treated for heat-related issues the same day that other girl collapsed at the U.S. Open. [Bob’s Blitz]
• Could Charles Barkley been the unnamed golfer who started that course fire in California? [TAUNTR]
• The top 7 recent sports-related fizzle outs. [Joe Sports Fan]
• Good lord, Olivia Munn. I love that woman. Yamma hamma. [Sharapova’s Thigh]
• The Onion Headline of the Day, Part II: Sports World Limping Toward Football Opener Like Mortally Wounded Deer
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