It’s 4:19, You Gotta Minute?
• Kid wins golf tournament, disqualifies himself after discovering he had one too many clubs in his bag. [Out of Bounds]
• Manny Ramirez will reportedly be sans-dreads soon enough. [Larry Brown Sports]
• The ladies just can’t get enough of Roger Federer’s chocolate balls. [With Leather]
• Saints coach Sean Payton might have a bit of problem with his Juicy Fruit addiction. [TAUNTR]
• Interesting Nyjer Morgan brawl-overexcited Japanese announcer mashup. [Big League Stew]
• Reggie Bush’s girlfriend has been offered $1 million to appear in a porno. [Ted Williams Head]
• A-Rod has reportedly dropped Scott Boras as his agent. But these two d-bags were perfect for each other! [The Slanch Report]
• Keep that Jersey Shore bulls**t out of my hockey! [Puck Daddy]
• Jerry Jones and Dan Snyder filmed a Papa John’s commercial together. Then they totally made out. So I heard. [D.C. Sports Bog]
• Be on the lookout for Russian Dracula at the FIBA World Championship. [The Sports Hernia Blog]
• In honor of Chris Chelios’ retirement, MYFO digs into its archives for an oldie but a goodie. [Melt Your Face Off]
• If you want, you can buy 2,750 Wheaties boxes on eBay for $10,000. [Busted Coverage]
• Butter Chicken visits the gym, points out everything that is wrong with going to the gym. [Food Court Lunch]
• The top 10 ways to get people to care about tennis. [Five Tool Tool]
• Time for another edition of KSK’s Sex/Fantasy Football Mailbag. [Kissing Suzy Kolber]
• The Onion Headline of the Day, Part II: Sorry, I’m Just Really Bad With Names And Faces Of People Who Are Not Attractive And Can’t Help Advance My Career
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