Sportress of Blogitude

Catch-All Category

Wake N’ Blog: Toby Keith Concert + Drunk Guy Named Frankenstein = Recipe For Disaster

Wake N’ Blog is the Sportress of Blogitude’s morning link dump. Send tips, links and stories about your oddball neighbor, Louis Wolfman (total weirdo, hairy bastard) to weedagainstspeed@gmail.com.

• Jeez, you would think a auy named Frankenstein wouldn’t have such a surly disposition, but one 39-year-old Forrest Frankenstein, who is also a Toby Keith fan, mind you, “went crazy” at a Toby Keith concert in Cincinnati, Ohio on August 27th. During his arrest, Frankenstein threatened officers then proceeded to beat his head against the partition in the police car, leaving quite a gash on his forehead. Man, stick a couple bolts in his neck and wave a torch in his face, and the villagers might have to break out the pitchforks. [Yahoo!/AP]

• Man refuses to put his clothes on so he’s beaten mercilessly with a Wiffle ball bat. But did they do it like this, do it like that? It’s never too early for a “Paul Revere” reference, right? [Out of Bounds]

• Thank goodness: Chad Ochocinco is working on his first touchdown celebration dance. I was beginning to get worried. [Larry Brown Sports]

• Jim Furyk can now sleep in to his heart’s content on Wednesday’s not that the PGA has temporarily suspended the rule that got Furyk disqualified last week. [Wei Under Par]

• Somehow, these guys got their hands on Lloyd’s of London’s brainstorming publicity stunt checklist. [TAUNTR]

• How major leaguers can learn from the the little leaguers. [Outside the Boxscore]

• The Mets lineup inspires fear…in its fans. [The Legend of Cecilio Guante]

• Maria Sharapova was looking cheeky yesterday at the U.S. Open. And by “cheeky” I mean…you know what I mean. [Bob’s Blitz]

The Onion Headline of the Day: New WNBA Promotion Lets First 100 Fans Leave Early