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Wake N’ Blog: Toby Keith Concert + Drunk Guy Named Frankenstein = Recipe For Disaster

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• Jeez, you would think a auy named Frankenstein wouldn’t have such a surly disposition, but one 39-year-old Forrest Frankenstein, who is also a Toby Keith fan, mind you, “went crazy” at a Toby Keith concert in Cincinnati, Ohio on August 27th. During his arrest, Frankenstein threatened officers then proceeded to beat his head against the partition in the police car, leaving quite a gash on his forehead. Man, stick a couple bolts in his neck and wave a torch in his face, and the villagers might have to break out the pitchforks. [Yahoo!/AP]

• Man refuses to put his clothes on so he’s beaten mercilessly with a Wiffle ball bat. But did they do it like this, do it like that? It’s never too early for a “Paul Revere” reference, right? [Out of Bounds]

• Thank goodness: Chad Ochocinco is working on his first touchdown celebration dance. I was beginning to get worried. [Larry Brown Sports]

• Jim Furyk can now sleep in to his heart’s content on Wednesday’s not that the PGA has temporarily suspended the rule that got Furyk disqualified last week. [Wei Under Par]

• Somehow, these guys got their hands on Lloyd’s of London’s brainstorming publicity stunt checklist. [TAUNTR]

• How major leaguers can learn from the the little leaguers. [Outside the Boxscore]

• The Mets lineup inspires fear…in its fans. [The Legend of Cecilio Guante]

• Maria Sharapova was looking cheeky yesterday at the U.S. Open. And by “cheeky” I mean…you know what I mean. [Bob’s Blitz]

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